It's not easy working in an office, seated and facing the computer from 9am-5pm. Some bosses are not even funny at all, they can turn you to a working machine. Sometimes sitting in the office all day can be so boring, you don't get to see what is happening outside. If you are one of those that always feel stressed when it's time to go to office, am pretty sure you can relate to these;
When your office has a dress code and you have to wear tie and shoe to work.
when you just want to be naked on your bed
How you feel every Monday morning.
so the weekend is over, just like that?
When you enter the office and see that coworker you don't like.
Today is gonna be a bad day
When Monday is a public holiday
somebody praise the lord
When you try to force yourself to talk to your coworkers during lunch.
You mean your neighbor's wife sister's friend child stole someone's goat? tell me more
Going to the toilet 20 times a day just because you are tired of sitting on one spot and having numb butt.
God you know I can't continue like this...
When your office has an open floor plan so you have zero privacy.
You won't be able to fart in peace, any small thing you will be watching to know if any one would hear the sound of your fart...
When it's almost closing time but you still have a lot on your desk
lai! lai!!, I can't be the last person to leave this office.
How you start parking you things once it's 5 minutes to 5pm
You people don't pay me for extra time, so I can't come and go and kill myself.....
When your boss tells you to come to office on a weekend
Come to which office?
When you can't take it any more and you have to lie that you are sick just to take a day off
Sorry sir! I cant make it to work today, I have been stooling and vomiting blood since last night, in fact am at the hospital right now.
When your boss asks you to show proof that you are in the hospital
you think I'm lying?
When your birthday falls on a workday
Your coworkers will be asking you for cake like they don't know you are busy.
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