1. How all the class efikos sit in front during speech and prize giving day:
Let’s do this
2. Those unbothered students that only came for free drinks and food:
please! where is the doughnut
3. You, when just one student is collecting all the gifts for your set:
what's this one feeling like?
4. How the students that get called out for best in Maths and English walk out:
Yeah! am the real MVP
5. All your classmates, when the class olodo’s name gets called:
What tha Fu*k, like how?
6. How your mother looks at you when it’s almost over and they still haven’t called your name:
Just look at you, so these one's receiving awards have two heads abi?
7. When your father comes with all his friends and you haven’t won anything.
Chai! This child has finally disgraced me.
8. When your friend that always stabs class with you gets called out and you’re still empty-handed.
Like seriously! is this how wicked life is?
9. When your mates are getting called out for ‘best in Physics’ and you hear your name for ‘best in Yoruba’.
Just imagine...
10. When the efikos open their prizes in front of you and you’re just seeing water bottles.
What nonsense..
11. You, when the class oversabi’s name doesn’t get called out.
Ouch! ela oju kan ...
12. How you leave the speech and prize giving day empty-handed:
This world is not my home.
Courtesy: Zikoko
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